The Fruit, The Shrink, and Me.

June 01, 2007

The Fruit, The Shrink, and Me.

Ehem. Ehem, EHEM.

Yu-chan did a great job introducing the general idea of the team.

[Yuzuki: Thank you! *grin*]

And our lovely support team. *flamboyant hand gesture towards Eichiro and Ayase*

[Eichiro and Ayase: *blush* Thank you.]

But she forgot one teensy weensy detail. Nothing much actually. It's just that she forgot to introduce US. *glares at Yuzuki*

[Yuzuki: *rolls eyes*]

So that lovely duty will go to me, Nekomi Takazawa, a.k.a.-and Kyuzo hates this nickname-The Red Rose of Hananuki.

[Kyuzo: And the vainest of them all.]

SHUT UP Kyuzo!

[Kyuzo: Well it's truuuuue.]

[Yuzuki: Kyuzo, cut it out. Nekomi, get on with it!]

Fiiiine. Demanding little...ehem. Anyway, there's our lovely team 'stylist', Kyuzo Fukushiba, who is ever so fruity and makes it his duty to stare at every hot opponents booty. *sigh* And I made that rhyme.

[Kyuzo: Darling, not every hot opponent's booty...]

[Yuzuki: Kyuzo, I have a record, and it's every hot opponent's booty. *waves list in Kyuzo's face*]

[Ayase: *beats drums* Denial...*beat* Sweet flavor of life. *beat* Keeping us all sane with the deception.]

*clap clap* Yeah, great job Ayapon. Anyway, next is Yu-chan, Yuzuki Kamaji, the resident shrink. It's her job to keep us all sane...and she's sadly failing since we're all running around absolutely bonkers. Particularly Kyu-kun. He's nuts.

[Kyuzo: *sticks out his tongue* So are you.]

No. I'm immature. You're nuts.

[Yuzuki: Actually, you're both nuts. Kyu-kun, you flirt with every hot piece of ass provided it's male. Neko-chan, you kick guardrails, drink like a fish, and yell at nothing.]

[Eichiro: What about me?!]

[Yuzuki: Eichi-kun, you're sane.]

Will you guys QUIT INTERRUPTING ME?? Jeez, what's a girl to do around here? *makes nyah-nyah face*

[Yuzuki and Kyuzo: And just how old are you again, Nekomi?]

Oh shut up. *kicks guardrail and stomps off*

[Yuzuki and Kyuzo: Jeez, not again! *go after Nekomi*]

[Ayase: *beats bongo drums* Age. *beats* Age is like a rhyme. *beats* Utterly confusing. *beats* Yet oh so sublime...*beat, beat, beat* And I bid you farewell. Come, Eichiro-san, let us go explore the metaphysical phenomenon that is friendship.]

[Eichiro: What?]

[Ayase: *sigh* Let's go with the others, Eichiro-san.]

[Eichiro: Okay! *Follows Ayase*]

[Ayase: *deep sigh* I am the only sane fish floating in this sea of insanity.]

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DGX - The RPG Experiment: The Team

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Kyuzo Fukushiba

a.k.a. Kyu-kun, 'The Tsukuba Flashback'
Racer: Downhill Specialist
Age: 24
Car: MX5 NA, Laguna Blue

Kyu-kun is the fruity, ever-so-lovably team flirt who makes it his business to scare the living daylights out of, ehem, flirt with any cute male member of the opposing team. He insists that he's the official PRO of the team, as well as the team stylist...and his attempts at 'styling' often have members wanting to rip his head off. However, he makes up for it with his downhill drift and his sparkling personality...which allots for the "nickname" given to him by his teammates. After all, a flashy blue car downhilling ahead of you is pretty hard to miss, especially if its driver has ever-changing highlights.
RPG-ed by Takazawa Nekomi

Yuzuki Kamaji
a.k.a. Yu-chan, 'The Firefly'
Racer: Uphill-Downhill
Age: 24
Car: MX5 NC or RX8 SE, both Black

Yuchan is the Gripping advocate who is rarely (if ever) flustered or annoyed. Her cool head and ability to function under pressure make her the ideal wildcard, seeing as she can do uphill one day and downhill the next, which accounts for why she is the only team member to have an OFFICIAL racing nickname. Aside from that, Yu-chan has the added responsibility of seeing to the mental health of the DGX members...in a word: Shrink. Seeing as she has a fruitcake and a brat on her team, Yu-chan sure has her hands full. But she manages...how, we don't know.
RPG-ed by Kamaji Yuzuki

Nekomi Takazawa
a.k.a. Ne-chan, 'The Red Rose of Hananuki'
Racer: All-Weather Specialist
Age: 12-ehem-22
Car: MX5 NB, Titanium Gray; Toyota MR2, Silver

Ne-chan is the youngest member of team DGX and an OBSESSIVE drifting advocate. Out of the driver's seat Ne-chan is prone to acting a bit bratty and hot-headed, however the extra fire in her blood transitions well to the track, her all-weather adaptability keeping opponents on their toes. Her 'nickname' however is not due to any special skill, but to the design of her clip. Why she always wears that clip is a team secret. The last one who asked got kicked in the shins.
RPG-ed by Takazawa Nekomi

Eichiro Kobayashi
a.k.a. Ei-chan, Secret Weapon, 'Tissue-chan'
Mechanic
Age: 22
Car: Nissan Fairlady Z32, Red

Ei-chan is the somewhat easily flustered boy-next-door mechanic and Ne-chan's childhood friend (he had a bit of a crush on her too.). His team-exclusive nickname of 'Secret Weapon', though, suggests more than his role as mechanic. (We're not telling!) Poor Ei-chan is constantly having to fend off Kyu-kun's playful advances. He manages to keep sane though...even if sometimes he's prone to having blushing-induced hemorrhages. Because of this, Ne-chan awarded him the extra 'driving' nickname of 'Tissue-chan', due to the three boxes of Kleenex he keeps in his car.
RPG-ed by Takazawa Nekomi

Ayase Uehara
a.k.a. Ayapon
Mechanic
Age: 23
Car: Nissan Caravan DX, White

Ever the beatnik 'artist' and chef, Ayapon is the poetic and culinary genius who acts as one of the support team. She was the classmate of Kaoru Takazawa, Nekomi's sister, in cooking school and puts this knowledge to good use as the team chef on long expedition trips. Equally as good with cars as with cooking, Ayapon is an absolutely invaluable member and is often found coaching Ei-chan from time to time. Oh yeah, and she keeps a small grill and bongo drums in the van along with the spare parts. You heard me right...bongo drums.
RPG-ed by Kamaji Yuzuki

DGX - The RPG Experiment

June 01, 2007